January 2012
look into my dead blonde eyes.
Court OKs Barring High IQs for Cops →
isnteverything:
A man whose bid to become a police officer was rejected after he scored too high on an intelligence test has lost an appeal in his federal lawsuit against the city.
This is not from the Onion.
December 2011
what began as a metaphor now enables its own truths.
that is the most beautiful thing.
accidental opposites.
soft glow, heavy limelight.
big world comin’.
big world comin’ up.
nothing is forever.
but this is.
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by Google, dragging themselves through ad management careers…
November 2011
“WSJ: What would you change about hip-hop if you could? Jay-Z: We have to find...”
– Rapper Jay-Z on His New Book ‘Decoded’ - WSJ.com
brain notification interface.
a flash of white light at the periphery.
need to control direction.
not to be alone, not to have things go my way,
but at least to determine the direction of effort, to steer the rudder.
I don’t know why this is, but I’ve become really attuned to facial symmetry.
October 2011
Get the sense that you can reconstruct reality.
a draft
there’s this boondocks strip where huey uses the word “eurocentric” and jazmine’s like “i don’t know what that means,” and huey goes, “do you ever watch friends?” and jazmine nods and huey says, “then you know what it means.”
and then this post on race and mad...
http://wordvomit.tumblr.com/post/3214014950/this-po... →
Hey guys, remember this?
I totally lied!
YEAH THAT’S RIGHT BITCHES, I’M BACK.
new band name: blondes with ambition.
September 2011
you learn to hold things inside
August 2011
This is just how I feel tonight, you know. Tomorrow may be different.
Did you ever do something different just to be different?
July 2011
hateful future.
world breaks apart.
world grows new skin.
June 2011
i’m going to take you real seriously; just you sit down and wait.
I really like the phrase “America’s Next Top.” I wish I had something funny to end it with.
Faster than appeasing mullet, more powerful than a local motive, able to [need to fill this in later] — it’s Malapropism Man!
May 2011
“I agree that “Do the Right Thing” is not THE film about the black experience in...”
– comment section of The Front Row: Right and Left Things : The New Yorker
April 2011
me: Your Highness. It's a medieval stoner comedy with James Franco, Danny McBride, and Natalie Portman.
N: Wow, two of those people are like gods!
...
me: Danny McBride?
Winnie the Pooh Takes Dan Kaplan Down the Dark, Dark Path
The Little Hipster Prince
[because of the song] this moment is beautiful.
what is this song? [in the beautiful moment]
And as he says things, words pop onto the screen like bad PowerPoint animations: boinging just so against invisible suspended walls—captions of thoughts bid but not spoken.
like a flower from a different planet:
sweet but acidic.
like a flower from a different planet:
sweet but acidic.
if nothing else, consider this:
in how many dimensions does a typical pizza slice exist?
the answer is obvious, you say: three. the typical pizza slice occupies length, width, and height, and therefore occupies that plane of reality so lucky to possess three dimensions. how could it be any other way?
but wait: —
the typical pizza slice is two dimensions. can you draw a pizza slice?...
1: three boobies.
2: do you have three hands?
1: i have a foot.
March 2011
